
Geiger Capital
@Geiger_Capital · Apr 16, 2026
Quick update from Haiti…
A voodoo priest said elderly people in town were sickening children with witchcraft, so a gang of men slaughtered 184 of them with machetes.
We must continue importing as many unvetted Haitians into our country as possible.

Elon Musk
@elonmusk
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01:48 AM · April 17, 2026 · 38.5K views
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