Kaguya’s Top Gal
@hayasaka_aryan · Apr 26, 2026
>Plan to kill the president for years so you can appear on the front page of Reddit
>Arrive to the scene doing the Naruto run
>Get immediately bodied
>Everyone is calling you gay online
Worst assassination attempt ever
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
😂
03:03 AM · April 27, 2026 · 177.3K views
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