Austin Justice
@AustinJustice · May 18, 2026
AUSTIN MAN sprints across UT campus naked chasing female joggers, stops to masturbate in a parking lot beside the LBJ Library, then hides in a port-a-potty as officers arrive.
Patrick Sweeney once slipped inside police headquarters and pedaled off on a marked patrol bike.
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