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Whole Mars Catalog
@wholemars · Mar 25, 2024
Just took delivery of a new Model Y in San Francisco and the delivery advisor said I had to take an FSD test drive
I explained I already have FSD on 2 Teslas, but he said it was required I come with him. We are now in Santa Cruz still waiting for cameras to calibrate
help
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 25, 2024
I assume you’re kidding.
We do need to trim down the time for camera calibration.
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Wall Street Mav
@WallStreetMav · Mar 25, 2024
Elon Musk
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 25, 2024
Yes
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 25, 2024
Just when you think reality can’t get more surreal 🤣🤣
Not the Bee@Not_the_Bee· Mar 25, 2024LEGO is demanding California cops stop using their brick heads to replace criminals' faces on social media
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End Wokeness
@EndWokeness · Mar 25, 2024
Trump needs to come out strong and hard against the "squatters rights" bullshlit.
Propose policies to end it nationwide.
Hold a rally in New York and invite all the homeowners affected by these policies.
This is a home-run issue that no national candidate is talking about
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 25, 2024
Yeah!
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Glenn Greenwald
@ggreenwald · Mar 25, 2024
I never listened to Andrew Huberman and know little about him, but I kept reading this endlessly gossipy article in this shit magazine, waiting for even a single revelation about his private adult life that merited public interest or knowledge, and never found a single one.
New York Magazine@NYMag· Mar 25, 2024For our latest cover story, @KerryHowley went deep into the wellness-obsessed world of Andrew Huberman, talking with former girlfriends who reveal a darker side to the neuroscientist-turned-podcast host: manipulative behavior, deceit, and numerous affairs
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 25, 2024
They get their kicks from “takedown” stories even when there is nothing to take down.
A craven lot of cretins they are.
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Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok · Mar 25, 2024
Meet Juan Luis Rodriguez, an illegal who was just arrested in Denton, Texas for the s*xual assault of a child. He’s booked as “White.”
Biden’s border policies are responsible for criminals harming our children.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 25, 2024
When will this madness stop!?
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 25, 2024
Replying to @AGCHanaway
Much appreciated!
Media Matters is doing everything it can to undermine the First Amendment. Truly an evil organization.
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 24, 2024
If in doubt, always listen to @JohnCleese!
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TexasLindsay™
@TexasLindsay_ · Mar 24, 2024
But Sen. Pocahontas would never tell a lie…
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 24, 2024
Senator Karen Pocahontas
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Elizabeth Warren
@SenWarren · Mar 22, 2024
This week I reintroduced my Ultra-Millionaire Tax.
It’s time for millionaires and billionaires to start paying their fair share.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 24, 2024
Lmaooo @CommunityNotes 🙌
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The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee · Mar 24, 2024
Shrek Prosecuted After Trying To Remove Squatters From Swamp buff.ly/43Ceqfi
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 24, 2024
😂
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Penny2x
@imPenny2x · Mar 24, 2024
If the United States didn’t allow for billionaires, we would depend on China and Russia to launch rockets.
Everyone would still be driving gas cars.
There would be no free speech network.
There would be no AI.
Literally nothing cool gets built without intention to profit.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 24, 2024
Profit just means that the value of the output is greater than the value of the input!
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@Indian_Bronson · Mar 24, 2024
Meanwhile, in Florida:
"If someone is breaking into your house, you're more than welcome to shoot. We prefer you to do that, actually."
New York Post@nypost· Mar 19, 2024Moment NYC homeowner is arrested after tense standoff with squatters
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 24, 2024
Based
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Gad Saad
@GadSaad · Mar 24, 2024
Trying to break my all-time daily plank, which is currently at 11 minutes cumulatively. I’m currently at nearly 9 minutes so the record will fall shortly!
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 24, 2024
Maximum Planck
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The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome
@TheMossadIL · Mar 24, 2024
James Bond has been chosen.
Aaron Taylor Johnson.
AND he's Jewish.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 24, 2024
Mazel tov 😂
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 24, 2024
Replying to @avidseries
If you’re ever in doubt as to which side is “good”, pick the one with the best sense of humor!
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 24, 2024
Replying to @avidseries
💯 times 1000!
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UtterlyInteresting
@UtterlyInterest · Oct 11, 2022
Designed by OMA and Ole Scheeren, The Interlace is an intricate 1000-unit apartment complex in Singapore.
It is also a pizza delivery person's worst nightmare.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 24, 2024
😂
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 24, 2024
Replying to @TheBestqueenx
Cool
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Linda Yaccarino
@lindayaX · Mar 24, 2024
X's role is not to settle the debates — we want to protect your right to have them
News@XNews· Mar 24, 2024X is proud to help defend Dr. Kulvinder Kaur Gill against the government-supported efforts to cancel her speech.
@dockaurG is a practicing physician in Canada, specializing in immunology and pediatrics. Because she spoke out publicly on Twitter (now X) in opposition to the
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 24, 2024
Exactly
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