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Nick Sortor
@nicksortor · Dec 31, 2025
🚨 UPDATE: After 14 hours, the crew of 10+ Somali men at the Quality Learing Center GAVE UP trying to figure out how to remove stickers off a window, so they made their address spelling correction using PRINTER PAPER 🤣
Safe to say they never leared how to do that in school.
Nick Sortor@nicksortor· Dec 31, 2025🚨 NOW: TEN masked Somalis came out of the Quality Learing Center here in Minneapolis and attempted to fix their misspelled address sign—but they FAILED 🤣
They spotted me, begun pacing around my car, and taking pictures, but as soon as I tried to chat, they ran away.
Maybe
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Dec 31, 2025
Lmaooo
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Dec 31, 2025
Correct
The Rabbit Hole@TheRabbitHole· Dec 31, 2025There is no such thing as government paid.
It’s all taxpayer paid.
Including the scams and fraudsters.
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Dec 31, 2025
Not exactly Lex-Luthor-smart fraud 😑
Dustin Grage@GrageDustin· Dec 31, 2025“So you’re telling me the ‘Learing Center’ Google page said they were open 6AM–10PM…
Yes, Dave.
“Then after @nickshirleyy showed no kids there during the day, they changed it to 2PM–10PM…”
Mmhmm.
“And now we learn they’re ONLY licensed to operate until 6PM?”
Correct, Dave.
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C3
@C_3C_3 · Dec 31, 2025
A burglar broke in and only stole the documents an investigator would need to prove we are a legitimate daycare.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Dec 31, 2025
What are the odds? 😂
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Dec 31, 2025
Neuralink will start high-volume production of brain-computer interface devices and move to a streamlined, almost entirely automated surgical procedure in 2026.
Device threads will go through the dura, without the need to remove it. This is a big deal.
S.E. Robinson, Jr.@SERobinsonJr· Dec 31, 2025NEURALINK 2025:
- Received FDA Breakthrough Device Designation for its speech restoration technology targeting severe speech impairments.
- Launched its first clinical trial in the Middle East (UAE-PRIME) at Cleveland Clinic Abu Dhabi in partnership with the Department of
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Dec 31, 2025
That is what’s needed to stop the fraud
Right Angle News Network@Rightanglenews· Dec 31, 2025BREAKING - Streamer Asmongold says the Somalian fraud is far larger than just arresting a few Somalians, that entire families must be denaturalized and deported, and that the officials who allowed it to happen must face treason and capital punishment charges or he is done voting.
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Dec 31, 2025
Whether by design or not, replacement is an objective reality.
The demographics make that clear.
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il Donaldo Trumpo
@PapiTrumpo · Dec 31, 2025
I KNEW IT!!!🤣🤣🤣
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Dec 31, 2025
😂
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Dec 31, 2025
That would be amazing 🤩
Gad Saad@GadSaad· Dec 31, 2025My hope for 2026: We administer the global mind vaccine across the world, and begin to inoculate people against parasitized suicidal empathy. Happy New Year!
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Whole Mars Catalog
@wholemars · Dec 31, 2025
btw, if they keep taking the “rich” people’s money every year eventually you will be the richest one
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Dec 31, 2025
Also true
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Dec 31, 2025
Exactly
Whole Mars Catalog@wholemars· Dec 31, 2025Why do people believe that taxing billionaires more is suddenly going to fix all of our problems?
In 2025, the federal government spent $1.8 TRILLION more than they made in tax revenue. If we instituted a 100% wealth tax and confiscated all the stock holdings of Elon Musk, Larry
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Dec 31, 2025
Yes
Bill Ackman@BillAckman· Dec 31, 2025The enemy is within.
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Dec 31, 2025
Seriously 😂
The Babylon Bee@TheBabylonBee· Dec 31, 2025
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Dec 31, 2025
Grok solves tough problem
Luis Batalha@luismbat· Dec 31, 2025Finding these countdowns is surprisingly hard for LLMs. I try it every year. In 2026, Grok was the first to solve it.
Its approach:
• Go for a nearby number that's easy to construct (2016)
• Multiply early to get scale (9 × 8 × 28 = 2016)
• Use the remaining digits to
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Dec 31, 2025
Congrats on 6M drive units!
Tesla Manufacturing@gigafactories· Dec 31, 2025Congratulations to the Giga Nevada team for producing their 6 millionth Drive Unit!
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Dec 31, 2025
Congratulations to the @Starlink team for achieving activation in 155+ countries!
Starlink@Starlink· Dec 31, 2025This year, we activated Starlink in 35+ new markets, and are now covering 155+ countries and a global area home to 3.2 billion people, including those who live in some of the most remote places on Earth
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Polymarket
@Polymarket · Dec 31, 2025
BREAKING: Formal criminal complaint has been filed against Minnesota Governor, Tim Walz.
Walz has responded by attacking Nick Shirley as "racist" for his investigation & blaming Trump.
91% chance of criminal charges.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Dec 31, 2025
Off to prison for Traitor Tim
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Dec 31, 2025
Wow
David Wolpe@RabbiWolpe· Dec 31, 2025Harvard has no one left who teaches Western Civilization. Harvard. Western Civ. No one.
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Dec 31, 2025
“The dog ate my homework 🤷♂️” 😂
Brick Suit@Brick_Suit· Dec 31, 2025Never in the history of burglaries has anyone broken into a daycare to steal employee and enrollment records, and rip up checkbooks.
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Dec 31, 2025
Wow
Eric Daugherty@EricLDaugh· Dec 31, 2025🚨 BREAKING: This is a GENERATIONAL betrayal.
HUD just found $5 BILLION+ in FRAUDULENT payments in 2024 alone, under Biden.
Payment error of over 11% PERCENT.
- $5.2 BILLION to inactive accounts
- $77M to deceased tenants
- $150M to nonexistent Social Security numbers
- $288M
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