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DogeDesigner
@cb_doge · Nov 13, 2023
comedy is legal on grok
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 13, 2023
Actively encouraged 😃
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Nate McGrady
@natemcgrady · Nov 12, 2023
Lame response. What do you think Grok said?

Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 13, 2023
ChatGPT has become insufferable
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Sir Doge of the Coin ⚔️
@dogeofficialceo · Nov 12, 2023
Grok explains dogecoin to a 5 year old 🤣

Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 13, 2023
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Nate McGrady
@natemcgrady · Nov 12, 2023
Tutorial | How to load chat into OBS x.com/i/broadcasts/1…
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 13, 2023
Cool
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Whole Mars Catalog
@wholemars · Nov 13, 2023
Grok explains the woke mind virus

Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 13, 2023
This is WokeGPT’s response 🤮 🤮

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Whole Mars Catalog
@wholemars · Nov 12, 2023
How I would implement getting rid of the nag
Nag is like training wheels. Once you get the message, you don’t need to be constantly reminded to hold the wheel. Torque sensor sucks, so even people holding the wheel get bothered and have to look away from the road.
1. Require
Elon Musk@elonmusk· Nov 12, 2023@wholemars Agreed
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 13, 2023
Sounds about right
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Whole Mars Catalog
@wholemars · Nov 12, 2023
Hey @elonmusk @aelluswamy or anyone else on the Tesla team:
Any guess on when customers might first be able to try out FSD 12?
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 12, 2023
About 2 weeks
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Mike Benz
@MikeBenzCyber · Nov 12, 2023
I keep trying to warn u guys Microsoft is the worst (after Google)
Reclaim The Net@ReclaimTheNetHQ· Nov 12, 2023Microsoft and Meta Detail Plans To Combat “Election Disinformation” Which Includes Meme Stamp-Style Watermarks and Reliance on “Fact Checkers”
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 12, 2023
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Joe Lonsdale
@JTLonsdale · Nov 12, 2023
You can’t make it up, folx…
AG@AGHamilton29· Nov 12, 2023There is not enough discussion about this.
They managed to clean up San Francisco using existing budgets in just a matter of days to prepare for Xi’s visit. No one can explain why they couldn’t have done this a long time ago.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 12, 2023
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Whole Mars Catalog
@wholemars · Nov 12, 2023
Steering wheel nags need to be removed. Cabin camera is the way forward.
Ælectric Cybersolarfarmer@rhensing· Nov 11, 2023Helped a friend and her daughter take delivery of their Model 3 with FSD yesterday. The most frustrating thing in the world is trying to teach new drivers how to satisfy the steering wheel nags without disengaging. Worse? After they disengage they don’t even realize it so I
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 12, 2023
Agreed
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StillDevonTracey
@TheXReportCard · Nov 11, 2023
A dozen blacks stomped a white teen to death
Help me find the video from this story
DO NOT LET THIS STORY DIE!!!!!
THEY WOULD BE BURNING DOWN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD RIGHT NOW IF THE RACES WERE REVERSED
8 News Now@8NewsNow· Nov 10, 2023A teenage boy has died days after he was found severely beaten by more than a dozen people near a Las Vegas high school, according to his father.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 12, 2023
What the hell??
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End Wokeness
@EndWokeness · Nov 11, 2023
Say his name: Jonathan Lewis
Last week, a 17-year-old white teen was beaten to death by a group of black kids
You didn’t hear anything about this story because it doesn’t fit the narrative
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 12, 2023
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Dan
@KettlebellDan · Nov 11, 2023
The famous "eat the itch" dress

Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 12, 2023
I could only read one side of the dress, so though it read “ax the itch”
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 12, 2023
Great episode, just watched it 😂😂
Paramount+@paramountplus· Oct 29, 2023Cartman’s deeply disturbing dreams portend the end of the life he knows and loves. The adults in South Park are also wrestling with their life decisions as the advent of AI is turning their world upside down. Stream South Park: Joining the Panderverse now on Paramount+!
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George Mack
@george__mack · Nov 11, 2023
In 2001, Warren Buffett gave a talk at the University of Georgia.
He asked them the most Warren Buffett question ever:
• If you could invest in a friend and get 10% of their income for life -- who would you pick?
Once the students answered the question, he then asked this:

Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 12, 2023
Too bad he didn’t invest in Tesla when it was 0.1% of today’s value lol
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End Wokeness
@EndWokeness · Nov 12, 2023
San Francisco finally fixed the homeless crisis. All it took was a visit from a world dictator.
Before Xi: After:


Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 12, 2023
Where did they go?
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Alan Burradell
@alanburradell · Nov 12, 2023
It's on Tuesday's agenda ... Item #27
@AaronPeskin thinks the Governor should pick our judges instead of the San Franciscans who live with the consequences of their rulings.
Show up on Tuesday and tell him to shove it.

Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 12, 2023
Yeah!
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Garry Tan
@garrytan · Nov 12, 2023
Worthless bureaucrat Aaron Peskin knows his pro crime SF judges are going to be knocked out over the next few years
So he is going to try to cement a pro-crime judge panel through politicking as usual
Aaron Peskin created the SF doom loop and is trying to keep it spinning
Alan Burradell@alanburradell· Nov 12, 2023@GrowSF It's on Tuesday's agenda ... Item #27
@AaronPeskin thinks the Governor should pick our judges instead of the San Franciscans who live with the consequences of their rulings.
Show up on Tuesday and tell him to shove it.

Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 12, 2023
True
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 12, 2023
“Public Relations” is a propaganda word for propaganda
DogeDesigner@cb_doge· Nov 12, 2023Community Notes makes 𝕏 the most authentic social media platform.

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Penny2x
@imPenny2x · Nov 11, 2023
How much Grok would a wood grok grok?

Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 12, 2023
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