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Christopher Stanley
@cstanley · Nov 7, 2023
I am still crying… from all the laughter!
Download Grōk into Optimus and put it on stage at a Comedy Central roast event, Excitement Guaranteed!
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 7, 2023
Gonna happen 💯😂
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Penny2x
@imPenny2x · Nov 7, 2023
Grok roasted me, I’m not sure I’ll ever recover. 😅
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 7, 2023
Wow 😂
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Chris Bakke
@ChrisJBakke · Nov 7, 2023
Taking the rest of the day off to recover from this
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 7, 2023
😂
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 7, 2023
Accurate 😂
Ashley St. Clair@stclairashley· Nov 7, 2023I asked Grok how babies are made
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Ashley St. Clair
@stclairashley · Jul 5, 2023
NBC Runs Hit-Piece on Women for Sharing Facts from a Peer-Reviewed Study on Birth Control
There is no question about it: hormonal birth control increases the risk of depression, suicidal ideations, and suicide for women. But NBC is labeling me and other women who speak about
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 7, 2023
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صـــــد𝓈𝒶𝒹𝒶𝒻𝓈𝒽𝑒𝓇𝒾𝒻𝒻فـــ
@sadafsheriff35 · Nov 7, 2023
Me and Grok every time I ask a question 👇
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 7, 2023
💯😂
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Bojan Tunguz
@tunguz · Nov 7, 2023
Grokked it!
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 7, 2023
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Christopher Stanley
@cstanley · Nov 7, 2023
Be more vulgar
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 7, 2023
The best prompt!
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Bojan Tunguz
@tunguz · Nov 7, 2023
Grokked it!
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 7, 2023
Yup
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Christopher Stanley
@cstanley · Nov 7, 2023
Be more vulgar
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 7, 2023
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Not the Bee
@Not_the_Bee · Nov 7, 2023
Chiggers may be spreading a bacteria which causes the disease "scrub typhus," which is even scarier than it sounds
notthebee.com/article/chigge…
notthebee.com/article/chigge…
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 7, 2023
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Dan
@KettlebellDan · Nov 7, 2023
Just got access to Grok / and asked it to roast me:
"Your handle is a neon sign flashing 'I'm a tool with a kettlebell fetish.'"
"And your sh!tp0sts? Let's just say they're the equivalent of a Vogon poetry reading"
Frankly I'm a little hurt inside.
Grok the Burninator🔥
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 7, 2023
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Whole Mars Catalog
@wholemars · Nov 7, 2023
I guess they didn’t run enough ads
Alex@alex_avoigt· Nov 7, 2023Mercedes-Benz is again reducing prices across the board
The first price reductions for vehicles were implemented in October, and in November new models were included and discounts partly increased.
It seems like a desperate measure to create demand.
All BEV models including
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 7, 2023
Other carmakers have a delayed reaction to the market, as they ship to dealers, rather than selling direct
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Wall Street Mav
@WallStreetMav · Nov 7, 2023
All white guys in the US Army ads again ... we are definitely going to war.
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U.S. Army@USArmy· Nov 6, 2023💪 Together, we can take on any challenge.
🪂 Jump into the unlimited #ArmyPossibilities to #BeAllYouCanBe at
#MondayMotivation
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 7, 2023
Uh oh
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Farzad 🇺🇸 🇮🇷
@farzyness · Nov 7, 2023
Bruh
Elon Musk@elonmusk· Nov 7, 2023
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 7, 2023
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Glenn Greenwald
@ggreenwald · Nov 7, 2023
The number of people under 55 who watch cable news programs continues to be shockingly low -- low and getting lower.
A few of these shows are successful in their time slot, but it's hard to fathom how ineffective the marketing campaigns of these giant media corporations are:
RoadMN@RoadMN· Nov 7, 2023Cable News Demo Rankings (4pm-Mid) Fri Nov 3
1⃣@TheFive @DanaPerino @GregGutfeld @HaroldFordJr @KayleighMcEnany* @WillCain*
2⃣@GutfeldFox!
3⃣@AriMelber
3⃣@TeamCavuto
5⃣@BretBaier
6⃣@JoyAnnReid
7⃣@SeanHannity
8⃣@AlexWagner
9⃣@JakeTapper
🔟@KevinCorke*
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 7, 2023
Wow, basically nothing
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Chris Bakke
@ChrisJBakke · Nov 6, 2023
Wait, what?
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 7, 2023
Pretty much
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Jack Posobiec
@JackPosobiec · Nov 7, 2023
BREAKING: Advisor to head of Ukrainian military killed with hand grenade disguised as birthday present. Comes as military head openly criticizing Zelensky's handling of the war
The present was vodka-glasses shaped like grenades, but one of the grenades was real
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 7, 2023
Wow
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Mrs D
@Denosko1 · Nov 7, 2023
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 7, 2023
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Marcus House
@MarcusHouse · Nov 7, 2023
So, a tough personal thread to write here. 🥺 I haven't really gone into this publicly before, but I feel I need help. My eldest son Alex (14yo), has a rare eye condition in the CRB1 Retinal Dystrophy family. 😢
Essentially mostly blind in one eye, and almost legally blind in the
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Nov 7, 2023
This is not much consolation, but Neuralink is working on a vision chip, which will be ready in a few years.
That is the next area after enabling phone/computer telepathy for those who have lost their mind-body connection. We waiting for regulatory approval for our first human.
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