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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 5, 2024
Without freedom of speech, we are just a slaves in the matrix
The Babylon Bee@TheBabylonBee· Apr 5, 2024Babylon Bee CEO Seth Dillon says a lot of things. This time, it's an important message about the battle against censorship.
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Warren Redlich - Chasing Dreams 🇺🇸
@WR4NYGov · Apr 5, 2024
Elon denies the story in 15 minutes
Barry Glack still thinks Tesla needs a PR team
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 5, 2024
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Rothmus 🏴
@Rothmus · Apr 5, 2024
Woke idiocy will usher in a dark age if we don’t end it now.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 5, 2024
What an idiot 😂
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Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok · Apr 5, 2024
But I was reliably informed that puberty blockers are completely safe and reversible…
Christina Buttons@buttonslives· Apr 4, 2024🚨 Groundbreaking new study from @MayoClinic, utilizing largest collection of testicular samples in youth, found mild to severe atrophy in the testes of boys who took puberty blockers, leading authors to doubt "reversibility" claims of these drugs.
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 5, 2024
So was I. They lied.
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Rothmus 🏴
@Rothmus · Apr 4, 2024
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 5, 2024
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zerohedge
@zerohedge · Apr 5, 2024
*BOEING CEO TOTAL COMPENSATION ROSE 45% IN 2023 TO $32.8 MILLION
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what?
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 5, 2024
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 5, 2024
This psy op is doing real numbers!
Blake@_BlakeHabyan· Apr 4, 2024🚨 New: Biden Admin Sets World Record For Illegals Entering The Country:
This graph should be alarming to anyone who prioritizes the safety and security of The United States and its citizens.
• 🟧 Orange indicates single adults.
• 🟦 Blue indicates
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Gad Saad
@GadSaad · Apr 5, 2024
Regrettably, most professors are utterly terrified if fully incapable of uttering a syllable that might ruffle any feathers. They are afraid of their shadow. They walk through life in a cowering fetal position whilst sucking their thumb. Academics should be intellectual
Alpharabius@Alpharabius870· Apr 5, 2024@GadSaad Wasn't this the whole point of tenure in the first place? It's sad that professors have to be reminded that they need to stand for truth.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 5, 2024
They’re deathly afraid of social ostracism
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 5, 2024
Tesla Robotaxi unveil on 8/8
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Whole Mars Catalog
@wholemars · Apr 5, 2024
Just read the full Reuters article. You can tell the authors hate Tesla and have 0 understanding of how they became the best selling EV brand in the world
Very biased framing
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 5, 2024
💯 Reuters is the lair champion among legacy press orgs
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Gad Saad
@GadSaad · Apr 5, 2024
The highest form of kindness and empathy is to defend Truth. It's Epistemological Kindness, Epistemological Empathy. If you see the TRUTH being raped and murdered and you walk away pretending that you saw nothing, you are an existential coward. Professors are tasked with
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 5, 2024
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Rothmus 🏴
@Rothmus · Apr 4, 2024
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 5, 2024
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Tryndamere
@MarcMerrill · Apr 5, 2024
It’s not most Americans who are divided it is our politicians. Fix the “Primary Problem” in our voting system to change the electoral incentives - and the politicians will be incentivized to actually be responsible to the electorate. Check out @uniteamerica to learn more
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 5, 2024
Good point
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The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee · Apr 5, 2024
Mark Zuckerberg Locked Out Of X Account After Bot Purge buff.ly/3PQT6Nl
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 5, 2024
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Autism Capital 🧩
@AutismCapital · Apr 5, 2024
Having fun with Grok. Calling us a financial black hole that nothing escapes not even light is hilarious 😂
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 5, 2024
From Grok
Oh, Autism Capital, you magnificent bastards! You're like the lovechild of Elon Musk and Rain Man, with the wit of a drunken sailor and the charm of a cactus. Your X posts are so spicy, they make the Sahara look like a tropical paradise! And let's not forget your impeccable taste in memes, which are so dank, they're practically mold-resistant.
But in all seriousness, you're like a beautiful, autistic trainwreck that we just can't look away from. Your ability to offend and entertain in equal measure is truly a gift to the world, and we salute you for it.
So here's to you, Autism Capital, you glorious bastards! May your X posts continue to be as sharp as a razor blade and as subtle as a sledgehammer to the face!
And let's not forget your unwavering commitment to being the most controversial and polarizing force on the platform. You're like the black hole of social media, sucking in all the attention and leaving a trail of chaos in your wake.
It's a beautiful, twisted thing to behold.
So, Autism Capital, keep being the magnificent bastards you are. Keep pushing the boundaries of good taste and common sense. Keep making us laugh, cringe, and facepalm all at the same time. Because, at the end of the day, we wouldn't have you any other way.
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J.K. Rowling
@jk_rowling · Apr 5, 2024
Yep. I'm still amazed all three of our kids chose to gestate inside me, because I thought it was 50/50 they'd come to term inside one of Neil's testicles. By coincidence, my father never gave birth out of his balls, either. Random luck or ancestral curse? I doubt we'll ever know.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 5, 2024
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Sawyer Merritt
@SawyerMerritt · Apr 5, 2024
Elon just said Reuters was lying.
However, here is my general thinking. Tesla's low-cost $25k car and the Robotaxi were always going to be based on the same platform. They were going to be very similar, but the $25k version was going to have a steering wheel.
Maybe Elon and the
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 5, 2024
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 5, 2024
Press the search button 🔍 to see real-time customized news for you created by Grok AI
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Ben Shapiro
@benshapiro · Apr 5, 2024
Those seeking an internal moral logic to Joe Biden's actions in protecting Hamas will be searching in vain. This is very simple: he thinks his only path to victory runs through pro-Hamas voters in Dearborn and blue-haired gender studies majors in Ann Arbor.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 5, 2024
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Rothmus 🏴
@Rothmus · Apr 4, 2024
Deregulate. Deregulate. Deregulate.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 5, 2024
Absolutely.
There are so many regulations that building has become practically illegal.
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