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Eva Fo𝕏 🦊 Claudius Nero's Legion
@EvaFox · Apr 1, 2024
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 1, 2024
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 1, 2024
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The Babylon Bee@TheBabylonBee· Apr 1, 2024CNN Publishes Real News Story For April Fools' Day

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@FreeStateWill · Mar 31, 2024
A few months ago
independent.co.uk/news/world/ame…
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 1, 2024
Dude has serious issues
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ALX 🇺🇸
@alx · Apr 1, 2024
Insane
The Rabbit Hole@TheRabbitHole· Apr 1, 2024“JK Rowling could be arrested in Scotland for making a series of posts misgendering transgender women, under a newly-enacted hate crime law, a politician in the UK has warned.”
The trans stuff is concerning for two major reasons:
1) Targeting of children
2) Free Speech

Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 1, 2024
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unusual_whales
@unusual_whales · Apr 1, 2024
Joe Rogan's podcast audience is the highest of all listened podcasts, and it is 3x the next biggest, per Bloomberg:

Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 1, 2024
Wow
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 1, 2024
Replying to @avidseries
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The Rabbit Hole
@TheRabbitHole · Apr 1, 2024
“What do you call it when someone steals someone else's money secretly? Theft. What do you call it when someone takes someone else's money openly by force? Robbery. What do you call it when a politician takes someone else's money in taxes and gives it to someone who is more
The Redheaded libertarian@TRHLofficial· Apr 1, 2024lol April Fools, forever

Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 1, 2024
Yeah
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DogeDesigner
@cb_doge · Apr 1, 2024
BREAKING: 𝕏 Traffic Update (March 2024)
𝕏 beats Instagram and Facebook again in driving traffic through Google on web and mobile both.

Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 1, 2024
Is this real?
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MrBeast
@MrBeast · Apr 1, 2024
I’m quitting YouTube
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 1, 2024
You should actually
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Shaun Maguire
@shaunmmaguire · Apr 1, 2024
60 minutes has become an absolute trash outlet 🗑️
Joining most of the rest of the legacy media
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 1, 2024
True
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 1, 2024
Whoa, this documentary of New York is intense!

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Yatharth Mann
@yatharthmann · Apr 1, 2024
On behalf of the entire spaceflight community, I request @elonmusk to do another Starbase tour with Everyday Astronaut.




Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 1, 2024
Ok
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Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_ · Apr 1, 2024
The US agency tasked with handling asylum claims, visas, and citizenship announces it will now offer “X” as a third gender identity.
No, it’s not an April Fools joke.
USCIS@USCIS· Apr 1, 2024USCIS is introducing a third gender option, "X," defined as “Another Gender Identity”. Today we published a new edition of Form N-400, the first form to include the X gender option. This option will become available on additional forms as we revise them.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 1, 2024
Hey, that’s us! 😂
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 1, 2024
So many April Fool’s jokes that are actually plausible given the increasingly insane real things happening in the world!
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Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg · Apr 1, 2024
REPORT: Chilean gangs are taking advantage of the U.S. Visa Waiver Program and are coming to the U.S. just to burglarize luxury homes.
The U.S. Visa Waiver Program allows tourists to enter America for 90 days or less.
The gangs are very well equipped and use wifi-jammers to
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 1, 2024
It will only get worse unless action is taken
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DogeDesigner
@cb_doge · Apr 1, 2024
Media is reporting April Fool Pranks as News 🤦♂️

Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 1, 2024
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 1, 2024
Starlink helps fund humanity getting to Mars
Starlink@Starlink· Apr 1, 2024Reliable high-speed internet, even where you least expect it.
Starlink app updated with Mars mode 🛰️ 🔴

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Joe Lonsdale
@JTLonsdale · Apr 1, 2024
We have a problem. And no amount of taxing billionaires can cover these amounts (but it may drive some talent away); we have to stop spending like drunken sailors!
There is wasteful spending and inefficiency everywhere you look in DC. It’s time to boldly cut the nonsense.
Balaji@balajis· Apr 1, 2024How do you go bankrupt?
Gradually, and then suddenly.

Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 1, 2024
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Mario Nawfal
@MarioNawfal · Apr 1, 2024
🇺🇸 POLICE WARN AMERICANS TO PREPARE FOR MIGRANT ROBBERY SQUADS
"They come in teams with backpacks. Each backpack has a different toolset.
Very quick sophisticated actions.
If you have an alarm use it, try to get your devices hardwired."
Source: Click On Detroit
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 1, 2024
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Not Elon Musk
@ElonMuskAOC · Apr 1, 2024
Sorry guys, posted this from the wrong account
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 1, 2024
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