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The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee · Mar 26, 2023
Progressives Across Nation Locked Out Of Accounts After CAPTCHA Asks 'Select All Squares That Contain A Woman'
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 26, 2023
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AllYourTech
@blovereviews · Mar 26, 2023
Breaking: Elon Musk is now dating GM CEO Mary Barra 🤣

Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 26, 2023
Also … I would never wear that outfit
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Shibetoshi Nakamoto
@BillyM2k · Mar 26, 2023
jesus fucking christ shut the fuck up
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 26, 2023
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Wall Street Mav
@WallStreetMav · Mar 25, 2023
Residential property prices in Germany decline for the first time since 2010 ... 🤨
ECB President Christine Lagarde:
“we are neither committed to raise further nor are we finished with hiking rates.” 🤷

Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 26, 2023
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KanekoaTheGreat
@KanekoaTheGreat · Mar 25, 2023
.@DavidSacks: Fauci funds gain-of-function research instead of protecting us, Nuland foments conflict with Russia instead of diplomacy, and the Federal Reserve prints money until inflation leads to an economic crisis:
"They're literally doing the opposite of what they are
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 26, 2023
Accurate
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KanekoaTheGreat
@KanekoaTheGreat · Mar 25, 2023
.@DavidSacks and @glennbeck discuss how the Biden administration's proxy war with Russia is pushing us closer to World War III:
"We have these crusaders at the State Department who just want to keep expanding NATO, and I don't know why they can't see that is unacceptable to the
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 26, 2023
US foreign policy is bronze tier on a good day!
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 26, 2023
Replying to @avidseries
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stevenmarkryan
@stevenmarkryan · Mar 26, 2023
Hey @elonmusk, is AI the thing you are currently losing the most sleep over?
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 26, 2023
Yes
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 26, 2023
Replying to @jam3scampbell
For now
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The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee · Mar 24, 2023
Law & Order: Microaggression Victims Unit

Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 25, 2023
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MrBanks💰
@Mrbankstips · Mar 25, 2023
“Death is the ultimate safeguard against the darkest angels of our nature” ~ Falconer Quellcrist
Humans aren’t meant to live forever, it corrupts even the best of us and @elonmusk knows this.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 25, 2023
Absolutely
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 25, 2023
Replying to @BillyM2k
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 25, 2023
Big congratulations to the Tesla Germany team!!
Tesla@Tesla· Mar 25, 2023Giga Berlin hits 5k builds/week—1 year after delivering the first vehicles to customers
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Tesla Hype
@TeslaHype · Mar 25, 2023
Hop in, we're heading to the rave cave on Olympus Mons

Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 25, 2023
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Jason DeBolt ⚡️
@jasondebolt · Mar 25, 2023
I’m probably going to create a separate Twitter account for all of my non-Tesla related posts. I’ll send an update in the next few days. I’ll try to keep my existing account focused on Tesla, which is the reason why most of you follow me. This will also allow me to better control
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 25, 2023
Try using a List
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DogeDesigner
@cb_doge · Mar 25, 2023
"This is the reason why our grandparents could sort of walked 20 miles in the snow because they had coca-cola with cocaine."
— Elon Musk @elonmusk
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@elonmusk · Mar 25, 2023
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X Daily News
@xDaily · Mar 25, 2023
There are some nuances this video gets wrong based on what Elon has said, but generally correct.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 25, 2023
Yeah, generally correct.
Titter was trending to lose ~$3B/year (revenue drop of ~$1.5B + debt servicing of ~$1.5B) and had $1B in cash, so only 4 months of money. Extremely dire situation.
Now that advertisers are returning, it looks like we will break even in Q2.
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Gavin Baker
@GavinSBaker · Mar 25, 2023
Interesting trade-off between being engaged in a meeting and remembering the meeting.
Taking notes increases the odds you will remember per @hubermanlab but decreases ability to engage IMO.
I’ve mostly stopped taking notes to be more engaged. Life is all about trade-offs.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 25, 2023
I never take notes
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Tesla Hype
@TeslaHype · Mar 25, 2023
Elon Musk discussing the dangers of centralized AI with Sam Altman (CEO of OpenAI), in 2016.
Fate loves irony.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 25, 2023
Indeed
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Sawyer Merritt
@SawyerMerritt · Mar 25, 2023
NEWS: @elonmusk will be speaking at Possible on April 18th at 12:55 PM EDT with Linda Yaccarino, Chairman of Global Advertising and Partnerships at NBCUniversal.
Source: possibleevent.com/speakers/

Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Mar 25, 2023
Looking forward to it
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