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Genevieve Roch-Decter, CFA
@GRDecter · Feb 13, 2023
Elon Musk is sitting next to Fox News owner Rupert Murdoch at the SuperBowl.
What are they talking about?
Wrong answers only.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Feb 13, 2023
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Sahil Bloom
@SahilBloom · Feb 13, 2023
Google should stop worrying about magic erase and start investing all of its engineering resources in figuring out how to make its texts show up blue on iMessage.
That’s the only thing that will ever give it a chance.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Feb 13, 2023
True words lol
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Feb 13, 2023
Halftime Show Super Bowl LVII
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Dr. Eli David
@DrEliDavid · Feb 11, 2023
Do you remember that before the internet people thought the cause of stupidity was lack of access to information?
Well, it wasn't that.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Feb 12, 2023
😂
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Tesla Owners Silicon Valley
@teslaownersSV · Feb 12, 2023
Thank you @RealDanODowd for spending $7M for this $tsla advertisement. It’s very clear that you testing was fake but grateful for spreading the word that Teslas are the leader for general autonomy. @elonmusk
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Feb 12, 2023
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Feb 12, 2023
Replying to @Ali_TeslaMY
Actual reality of lobbying is crazier than the movie!
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DogeDesigner
@cb_doge · Feb 12, 2023
Mars: Soon
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Feb 12, 2023
Crazy that Starship is real!
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Feb 12, 2023
Starship orbital launch attempt soon! youtu.be/T45ROgh1ChQ
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Feb 12, 2023
Good soundtrack
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Eva Fo𝕏 🦊 Claudius Nero's Legion
@EvaFox · Feb 12, 2023
Thank you Scott 🙏🏼 But Elon continues to actively help Ukraine. To be perfectly clear, SpaceX didn't ban the use of Starlink by the military.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Feb 12, 2023
SpaceX commercial terminals, like other commercial products, are meant for private use, not military, but we have not exercised our right to turn them off.
We’re trying hard to do the right thing, where the “right thing” is an extremely difficult moral question.
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DogeDesigner
@cb_doge · Feb 12, 2023
What if @elonmusk is an alien & Optimus bots are the alien invasion? 🤣
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Feb 12, 2023
Hopefully, one day we will be the aliens visiting other worlds
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Feb 12, 2023
Starship orbital launch attempt soon!
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Paul Graham
@paulg · Feb 12, 2023
At this point, you should be default skeptical of any news story about Twitter. Many journalists have an agenda, there are a lot of angry ex-Twitter people ready to tell them what they want to hear, and there are a lot of readers eager to consume negative stories.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Feb 12, 2023
Absolutely. Twitter is also a competitor to legacy media for news, so they are fundamentally conflicted.
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Dr. Roman Yampolskiy
@romanyam · Feb 12, 2023
Funny, if it turns out that AGI is a glorified auto complete.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Feb 12, 2023
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Sir Doge of the Coin ⚔️
@dogeofficialceo · Feb 12, 2023
@elonmusk @StationCDRKelly
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Feb 12, 2023
Exactly
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Scott Kelly
@StationCDRKelly · Feb 11, 2023
.@elonmusk Ukraine desperately needs your continued support. Please restore the full functionality of your Starlink satellites. Defense from a genocidal invasion is not an offensive capability. It’s survival. Innocent lives will be lost. You can help. Thank you.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Feb 12, 2023
You’re smart enough not to swallow media & other propaganda bs.
Starlink is the communication backbone of Ukraine, especially at the front lines, where almost all other Internet connectivity has been destroyed.
But we will not enable escalation of conflict that may lead to WW3.
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Farzad 🇺🇸 🇮🇷
@farzyness · Feb 12, 2023
Tesla FSD commercial: ELON MUSK IS TRYING TO KILL YOU WITH A SELF DRIVING CAR!
Viewer: Wait Tesla has a car that can drive itself already?!
$TSLA
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Feb 12, 2023
Exactly. This will greatly increase public awareness that a Tesla can drive itself (supervised for now).
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Dr. Eli David
@DrEliDavid · Feb 11, 2023
Because if you're not fully vaxxed, you'll go to hell 🤡
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Feb 12, 2023
Seriously?
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Feb 12, 2023
[Oversized font & undersized paragraph spacing will be fixed this week]
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Feb 12, 2023
More work team completed over night:
- Removed height penalty affecting tweets with pics/video
- increased # of recommended tweets
- Better tracking of dropped tweets
- Removed filter causing false negatives
- Removed penalty if user follows author
- Improved reach of retweet
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Feb 12, 2023
Replying to @realAtlasPress
Maybe that’s what bacteria think as they encounter your water filter
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unusual_whales
@unusual_whales · Feb 12, 2023
FTX hosted a Super Bowl commercial last year with Larry David saying, "Don't miss out."
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Feb 12, 2023
lol
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