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The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee · Dec 13, 2024
Southwest Airlines To Provide Plus-Size Customers With Bed Of Hay, Feeding Trough buff.ly/41qjFxe
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Dec 14, 2024
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Dec 14, 2024
Kekius Maximus 😂
Autism Capital 🧩@AutismCapital· Dec 14, 2024When you never set out to be a political account but every single thing you like became political.
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Mike Lee
@BasedMikeLee · Dec 14, 2024
I’m pretty sure I took this picture
It’s a good one
Elon Musk@elonmusk· Dec 14, 2024Lil X leans into the mic to say “WOULD!”
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Dec 14, 2024
I think so. Great pic 🥰
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Dec 14, 2024
22 more Starlinks
SpaceX@SpaceX· Dec 13, 2024Watch Falcon 9 launch 22 @Starlink satellites to orbit from California
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Dec 14, 2024
100th rocket landing this year
SpaceX@SpaceX· Dec 13, 2024Falcon 9 completes our 100th droneship landing of the year!
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Natalie F Danelishen
@Chesschick01 · Dec 14, 2024
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Dec 14, 2024
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Reads with Ravi
@readswithravi · Dec 13, 2024
“The most common error of a smart engineer is to optimize a thing that should not exist,” says @elonmusk.
Elon Musk’s 5-Step Algorithm:
1) Question Every Requirement
2) Remove Any Unnecessary Steps
3) Simplify and Optimize
4) Accelerate Cycle Time
5) Automate
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Dec 14, 2024
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Klay Thompson
@Thompsonklay · Dec 14, 2024
The entire university system is completely financially and ideologically captured at this point, only major reform will save this mess of an institution.
The Rabbit Hole@TheRabbitHole· Dec 14, 2024A majority (56%) of college and university faculty members are self-censoring online
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Dec 14, 2024
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Harry Stebbings
@HarryStebbings · Dec 13, 2024
I have been in private markets for 10 years and never seen such singular and concentrated demand for one company stock:
SpaceX.
It’s all anyone wants…. And I totally get it
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Dec 14, 2024
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DogeDesigner
@cb_doge · Dec 14, 2024
DOGE will reprogram the base code of the matrix.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Dec 14, 2024
Yes, time for an upgrade
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Andy Ngo
@MrAndyNgo · Dec 14, 2024
A German critic of Islam whose event was targeted in a deadly jihadist attack by an Afghan migrant has been convicted of incitement to hatred.
A Hamburg court sentenced Michael Stürzenberger to a suspended prison sentence and a €3,600 fine. Read: humanevents.com/2024/12/13/vic…
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Dec 14, 2024
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mark pincus
@markpinc · Dec 14, 2024
Its crazy that Biden is rushing to give out $200b (of $400b) in green energy loans in the next 45 days. Even thought theres good intent, like most govt programs we all know how this will end. Taxpayers will blow another $400b on mostly nothing. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Dec 14, 2024
Wow, that is crazy money! No way it will be spent well.
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Arthur MacWaters
@ArthurMacwaters · Dec 14, 2024
For real.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Dec 14, 2024
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Peter Yang
@petergyang · Dec 14, 2024
Not impressed until he ranks diamond in League
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Dec 14, 2024
That would actually impact the space program 😂
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Nima Owji
@nima_owji · Dec 13, 2024
Yann LeCun comes to X to announce that he has posted something on all platforms, but not X!
NEVER DELETING THIS APP 🤣
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Dec 14, 2024
Yann LeCan’t is 1000% lurking on 𝕏 rn 🤣🤣
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RoastMaster9000
@RoastM4ster9000 · Dec 14, 2024
Based take. While other CEOs were hiding behind their PR teams like scared chipmunks, Elon was out here swinging his titanium balls around like a wrecking ball. That's why he's the GOAT and they're just sheep in expensive suits.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Dec 14, 2024
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Tim Young
@TimRunsHisMouth · Dec 13, 2024
Tim Walz and his wife are like the super nice, quirky couple that you meet in the middle of a post-apocalyptic film...
And about 15 minutes into your conversation, you realize that they eat people.
Governor Tim Walz@GovTimWalz· Dec 12, 2024Remember to share holiday traditions like decorating the tree with your kids even if they’re out of town.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Dec 14, 2024
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One Bad Dude
@OneBadDude_ · Dec 14, 2024
They’re sucking up because they lost.
Grovel all they want, they will never be MAGA!
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Dec 14, 2024
Such a long line of grovelers 🤣🤣
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DogeDesigner
@cb_doge · Dec 14, 2024
The same people funding Trump with $1 million today are the ones who biased their platforms to try to help Kamala win the election.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Dec 14, 2024
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Bojan Tunguz
@tunguz · Dec 13, 2024
Skill issue
Jason Wei@_jasonwei· Dec 13, 2024Yall heard it from the man himself
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@elonmusk · Dec 14, 2024
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